Easy Target Entertainment
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Welcome to the home of Easy Target Entertainment!  Just a small group of immature kids making games that one day might make us that $5.00 so we can one day go on that trip to the corner store to get candy and soda.

We create ground-breaking games (not because they’re innovative but because you will throw your device on the ground in frustration) in our state of the art facility: The coffee shop with the free Wi-Fi around the corner.  Just take a look at our bleeding edge business plan: 

Price: We believe in not charging for our games because we’re stupid idio….er…. humble people who believe in giving back to the community because money is the root of all evil.  But in order to pay the rent we have applied an ancient technique called ‘advertising’.  How this trailblazing concept works is as you play one of our games you will be pleasantly surprised as an ad will randomly pop up just as you’re about to beat your high score.  We call these constant interruptions amusing disconnections that will make the player say Wow, I was in the zone but now I know Country Triple Fried Chicken brought back the all you can eat Cardiac Attack.

Distribution: We have a unique supply chain which involves us saving our data to a 2MB zip disk.  We then drive to Michigan to meet our head of distribution Steve.  Steve runs our distribution at his facility located in his mom’s basement.  It’s the only place in the U.S. that has a zip drive and a 14.4k dial up modem for uploads.  How lucky are we to have found Steve!

Our Staff: Because we cannot afford human resources we have a team of 40 highly trained primates.  They have been taught to use C++, Apple script, and excel (somebody needs to do our taxes).  That may come to you as a shock but don’t be worried.  Those Planet of the Apes documentaries are based on events that won’t happen until the next 40 years. 

Promotion: Just this website.  Sometimes we stand on the street corner and yell obscenities wearing company t-shirts while throwing rocks and hitting people with signs.  Sure it sounds like a regular Tuesday at your local University campus but you’ve gotta pound the pavement till somebody hears you!

Our Products: We make games.  See below.

Games

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Kitty Kitty Hop! Hop!

If a tree falls down in the forest does it make a sound?  Of course it does stupid, why wouldn’t it?  Do cats and dogs act and talk like humans if no one is around?  That’s a real stumper of a question!  Disney says yes but we aren’t so sure.  We believe they do something different and we’ve captured it in Kitty Kitty Hop! Hop!

Hold.  Charge.  Hop!  That’s all you need to know for Kitty Kitty Hop! Hop!  Jump on dumpsters, trash cans, tires, your self-esteem, etc. while avoiding the ground.  Why do these objects fall from the sky in perfect parallel lines with random varying distances?  Well why is it when I put bread in the toaster I get toast?  Where does the bread go?!  Exactly!

Check us out on Games Keys.net

 
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WatchOut!

Are you stuck in a boring meeting?  At a conference watching some turd of a speaker stumble through his lines?  In a Univeristy lecture being lectured on your privilege?  We’re sure in any of those situations you’d probably be thinking ‘I wish I had a gun to put in my mouth’, but hold on we’ve got the next best thing!  WatchOut! the very first (don’t quote us on that) Apple Watch game. 

In WatchOut! you take on the role of an explorer navigating a series of mazes in an ancient Mayan temple to find treasure/the meaning of life/an exit before you run out of oxygen…. we dunno, we forgot to write a storyline for this.  Controls are simple, swipe left, right, up, down to move and tap the screen for a hint.

 
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Mutes Voice

Talk through your iPhone!